Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio
and he still hasn’t got an oscar
i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
Rate My Professor.
GTA: Pallet Town
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