10knotes:

Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio

and he still hasn’t got an oscar



bullied:

i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab


witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you



whoatherekelly:

♦ FAVORITE VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS // Garrus Vakarian, Mass Effect



Rate My Professor. 

Rate My Professor. 


10knotes:

ruinedchildhood:

GTA: Pallet Town


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